[S]he Who Controls the Past Controls the Present

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Should we expect to be surveilled in this day and age?  Apparently Googling a cell phone can unveil dirty little secrets … is that good or bad?  The Flying Vilorias debate:

http://www.7×7.com/arts-culture/two-sense-my-fianc-lying

http://www.7×7.com/tech-gadgets/two-sense-did-i-overreact-when-my-boyfriend-cyber-stalked-me

We take a break from the news to bring you a special guest: Chadd Beals.  Mr. Beals is hosting an open mic comedy show on May 8th.  Hopefully Chadd will elaborate on the relationship between bacon and sex.  You can find Chadd’s comedy under the show promo:

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I thought the point of prison was to punish … or its to continue doing the dirt that you did on the street.  In other news, children in Baltimore are going to have interesting explanations for how their parents met and how they came to be:

http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/Feds-25-accused-in-Baltimore-jail-smuggling-plot-4456229.php

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Sorority Girls … ‘Nuff said

http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will-ever-read

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The best innovation is happening in the sex world.  Long distance relationships are about to get more interesting.

http://www.ibtimes.com/skype-sex-underwear-durex-invents-vibrating-underwear-you-control-your-iphone-nsfw-video-1211041

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Bump before you bang … your cousin

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Our thoughts and prayers go out to those affected by the tragedy in Boston.  This quote seems to sum up best what we think about the whole situation.  Without getting too deep, we’ll begin the show with a little discussion about where comedy fits into this whole mess:

http://www.allaccess.com/net-news/archive/story/117531/boston-bombing-comments-by-rob-arnie-and-dawn-draw

TFV can’t bang each other because we are cousins.  Notwithstanding  our commitment to pleasing women and general heterosexuality, J and Rob would never bang.  But, apparently sex between cousins is a real problem in Iceland; so much so that someone had to develop an app to aid fervid potential mates from making a mistake that would render eye contact over Christmas dinner … awkward.  Check it:

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http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2013/04/17/islendingaapp_icelanders_bump_phones_before_sex_to_check_anti_incest_app.html

Of course, sex with a relative is gross, unless you are (never mind) … In other sexual news, a man in the Bay Area wonders to the world, “Should I have sex with a prostitute?”  Short answer, Yes.  Call Dennis.  TFV wonders what else one may want to know before getting intimate … for free or for pay:

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http://www.7×7.com/arts-culture/two-sense-should-i-hire-prostitute

Big girls don’t cry … they sue … Rachael Ray.  Yes, stories like this are why people hate me:

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/17/rachael-ray-show-sued-overweight-teen_n_3099971.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

As if women didn’t have enough to worry about with all the commercials out there suggesting that they are not beautiful enough, there’s this bit of news.  This lead TFV to wonder what other seedy places may offer a bounty of talent.  At least the modeling agencies aren’t trying to fool anyone:

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(Drafted from “The U”)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/18/model-scouts-sweden-eating-disorder-clinic_n_3110678.html

Before TFV tucks you in for the night, we ask if we are geniuses because we stay up late, or if it is due to something else.  This article sparked our curiosity:

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http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/features/2013/daily_rituals/marcel_proust_franz_kafka_and_other_artists_who_did_their_best_work_at_night.html

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Stranger Than Fiction (This World We Live In) …

Thank you for continuing to support our show.  We have prepared a show with great depth and breadth.  Prepare yourselves!

The Aryans Are Rising:

Shit is real ladies and gentlemen.  The most captivating story in this great country is playing out in the Southwest and is as compelling as it is terrifying.  This is the Not Fucking Around Crew…

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/04/01/why-i-fear-the-aryan-brotherhood-and-you-should-too.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/02/jay-hileman-texas-aryan-brotherhood_n_3002012.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/brian-levin-jd/after-2-brazen-assassinat_b_2993848.html

Man in Common Sense Coma Through Mike Vick Debacle Discovered in North Carolina:

Don’t we all now know that American’s value animals than humans?  This guy missed the memo, and the point.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/01/man-tattoos-dogs-ernesto-rodriguez_n_2992969.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

Apparently People in San Francisco Have Not Watched Mad Men:

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Some of my favorite questions play out in the “Two Sense” section of 7×7.com.  Of course you should sleep with your boss … unless you want to enjoy your life.

http://www.7×7.com/arts-culture/two-sense-should-i-sleep-my-boss

Listen Up! Say What You Mean:

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Ever had oversight make an oversight?  Dust dust?  We try to make sense of our absurd language.

http://mentalfloss.com/article/49834/14-words-are-their-own-opposites

We will of course close with our normal segments: Shit We’re Into, Trashbags, Assholes, Heroes, Closing Argument and The Sharp Take.

You can listen to the show at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tfv. Call in live at (646)595-3230. You can also tweet us athttp://www.twitter.com/FlyingVilorias, like us at http://www.facebook.com/tfv23 or email us at theflyingvilorias@gmail.comanytime.