If Your Kids Don’t Kill You, Your Niece May; Plus How Red May Improve Your Oral Sex Life

 

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You pretty much are the worst kid ever if: http://reason.com/blog/2014/06/11/woman-dies-in-jail-because-she-failed-to

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In politics there are certain litmus tests; In Oklahoma the tests are severe:

http://www.slate.com/blogs/outward/2014/06/11/oklahoma_tea_party_candidate_scott_esk_supports_stoning_gay_people_to_death.html

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I’ve known people named Dallas, Paris, Georgia, and other places.  This article ponders what states would be like as people.  We’ll cover our favorite: http://www.tickld.com/funny/t/856887

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Its quite possible that if I made a fake facebook page and asked my godson to be my friend, he’d respond like this bitch: http://www.newser.com/story/188299/aunt-creates-fake-facebook-profile-things-go-quite-awry.html

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The key to a better sex life may just be in the marketing strategies of fast food companies: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/16/fast-food-marketing_n_5366297.html or maybe its as easy as making time during your shows: http://www.yourtango.com/2014218658/study-do-you-have-this-bedroom-you-probably-have-sex-more?utm_source=huffingtonpost.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=pubexchange

Join us Tuesday, 6/17 at 8:30 Pacific to discuss. Listen online at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tfv. You can also call in or just listen on your phone by dialing (646)668-8350. Tweet us @FlyingVilorias and like us on Facebook.com/tfv23. As always, you can also at email us theflyingvilorias@gmail.com

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A Balanced Diet

Hello Flying Vilorians! We’ve got another crazy episode for you!

The Vegetarian Entree

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Well, we’ve all heard of women using vegetables in their sexcapades, but this doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/04/man-masturbates-library-cucumber_n_5447529.html

 

Here Cums Dessert!

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Here’s one booster you won’t see on the Jamba Juice menu!

http://www.vice.com/read/sugar-cum-made-my-jizz-taste-like-jamba-juice

 

Your Tip Is How Small?

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We’ve talked about tipping before, and I’m sure we’ll talk about it again. My rule is, start at 20% and go from there, based on service. There’s one restaurant owner that’s taking all the math and douchebaggery out of tipping. I think he’s onto something.

http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/kentucky-restaurant-utilizes-interesting-alternative-to-1587892563

 

Looner Event

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This is a story of a blow job gone horribly wrong!!! No more clowning around!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/06/balloon-sex-_n_5461687.html

 

A Quantum Leap

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And, of course, we have to spend some time on another subject. If for no other reason, to prove we don’t always think like 12 year old boys. Does consciousness die with with body? Or does it move on to another universe? Things that make you go hmmm…

https://usahitman.com/scqtpcmtaud/

 

Join us tonight, 6/9 at 8:30 Pacific to discuss. Listen online at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tfv. You can also call in or just listen on your phone by dialing (646)668-8350. Tweet us @FlyingVilorias and like us on Facebook.com/tfv23. As always, you can also at email us theflyingvilorias@gmail.com