We Are…Back!

What’s up! After a 7 1/2 month layover, the Flying Vilorias are taking flight once again! The return happens Friday March 28 at 8:30pm Pacific. Ready for a little show prep? Here’s what we’ll be talking about!

 

TEED OFF

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So a model decided to take part in a stunt for radio. Things went horribly, and predictably, wrong. Now she’s suing. Right. Good luck with that.

http://deadspin.com/golf-tee-in-butt-stunt-leads-model-to-sue-playboy-1543579300

 

HOOK EM, DANO!

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Cops in Hawaii are trying to keep an exemption in the law that allows undercover officers to have sex with prostitutes while on the job. I see a new reality show: Hawaii 5-Hoe.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/20/hawaii-law-police-sex-with-prostitutes_n_5003715.html

 

PUTTING THE “EX” IN SEX

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Revenge porn is huge business! Is it illegal? Should it be?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/steven-brill/the-growing-trend-of-revenge-porn_b_4849990.html

 

Of course, all the regular segments are back too. Listin’ Up, Shit We’re Into, Hero of the Week. The chaos and hilarity comes back more chaotic and more hilarious. Join us! You can tweet us at http://www.twitter.com/FlyingVilorias, like us on the fan page: http://www.facebook.com/tfv23 or email us at theflyingvilorias@gmail.com. Call the show at (646)688-8350.  

You can listen live through the call in number or at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tfv

 

 

We Are……Gone!

What’s up everyone! It’s your 2nd favorite co-host, J Sharp. This is a bittersweet day for me. Bitter (I’m not really bitter, just bummed) because Rob and I have decided to end the Flying Vilorias podcast. Sweet because we both have new ventures and adventures in our lives. As I’m sure you’ve noticed, the shows have been getting further and further apart. Our schedules no longer provide us with much free time at the same time.

It has been a great run! It was great to sit around and shoot the shit with Rob for so many episodes over the past year. I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did.

As far as my new ventures go, I will be starting a new podcast on September 2nd. It will not be live like this one, but I think you’ll enjoy it. It won’t actually be anything like this podcast, but what is? It will be a scripted half hour show airing every Monday. To stay up to date with the new show, follow me on Twitter @jsharp23 and check out my blog http://thesharptake.wordpress.com.

I’m also blogging with my wife about our awesome adventure of adopting a child. That can be found at http://thesharpevolution.blogspot.com.

Thank you, Rob, for being an awesome cousin and co-host!

Thank you to all of our listeners for hanging with us for so many hours. Also, thank you to the guests who joined in on the madness. If anyone wants any of the episodes, they are still up on the blogtalk site or I can email them to you. Just send me the episodes you want to theflyingvilorias@gmail.com and I’ll get them out as soon as I can.

We are……gone!

Weiners and Swastikas

We’re back and we’ve got much to discuss.  We’re crossing a “the fucks” … who the, why the, what the.  Sex, Power, Politics, Condoms, Weiners … oh my.

We came err … “finished” a little bit early last episode, so we begin where we left off:

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/09/forest-swastika-questions_n_3567612.html

Next, Russia’s Putin is trippin … and its affecting the bottom line:

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/skarlan/stoli-responds-to-the-attempted-boycott-of-russian-vodka

Is Weiner’s downfall an inevitability for all of us?

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bianca-bosker/anthony-weiner-sex-with-no-one_b_3677130.html

Is it me, or is it you?  (Hint, its probably you)

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http://www.7×7.com/arts-culture/two-sense-why-am-i-giving-all-oral-sex

New budget plan … less babies (don’t laugh, its working):

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/30/family-planning-savings_n_3678531.html

You can listen to the show live at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tfv on Wednesday at 8pm. You can interact with us in many ways: Call (646)595-3230 while we are live. Tweet with us  @FlyingVilorias or like us on facebook.com/tfv23 and write on our wall. You can also email us at theflyingvilorias@gmail.com.

You Are NOT The Father!

We’re baaaaaack!!! Back from vacation, back on the air, back with hilarity. We’ve got some daddy issues, DJs, aggressive handies and championship shooting to discuss. Plus, J talks about his vacation and the guys break down the regular segments. Sit back, relax, and enjoy your flight. And thank you for flying TFV Air!

Daddy Issues

Apparently, some women aren’t honest about the real father of their baby. I am shocked, SHOCKED, to hear this.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/10/fathers-day-ashley-madiso_n_3417949.html

Don’t Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On Your Way Out

Some radio hosts in Atlanta decided to try being funny and only succeeded in pissing people off. Stay classy, assholes!

http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2013-06-17/atlanta-radio-station-steve-gleason-als-new-orleans-saints-falcons?fb_ref=story-4505870&fb_source=email

Masturbation…You’re Doing It Wrong

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/25/man-rips-off-penis-mushrooms_n_3497412.html

A Game Winning Shot

They say defense wins championships. Well, on this day, the better shooter lived to play another day.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/24/lebron-x-denim-shooting-_n_3490847.html

 The show airs live Wednesday, June 26 at 9pm Pacific. You can listen at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tfv or on your phone. Call (646)595-3230. If you want to participate, press 1 to connect to us. You can also email us at theflyingvilorias@gmail.com, tweet us @FlyingVilorias or like us at http://www.facebook.com/tfv23

Just Put it on My Tab … Wait!

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Ladies and gentlemen, we are back and have an enormous show to present you.  With the economy in shambles, we bring you the abhorrant display of excess that would make Jay-Z and Kanye blush.  How the fuck do you you BLOW a BILLION DOLLARS?  Ask the guy who sold CNET.  Dick.  TFV discuss what they would do given the chance to piss away that much loot.  What would you do with it???

http://www.sfgate.com/business/bloomberg/article/How-Halsey-Minor-Blew-His-Tech-Fortune-on-Way-to-4565788.php

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Up next, co-host J Sharp announces some big news then we get into whether the people who write about relationships for a living are actually onto something:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/31/marriage-research_n_3368108.html

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In this week’s “whats wrong with America” segment, we give you this (serious ladies, can we aim a little higher?): 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/31/andrea-mobley-jennifer-morrow-bucket-list-theft_n_3365135.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news 

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Bar tabs from hell … what must these parties have been like???

http://www.brobible.com/entertainment/article/16-biggest-bar-tabs-in-history

You can listen to the show live at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tfv on Wednesday at 8pm. You can interact with us in many ways: Call (646)595-3230 while we are live. Tweet with us  @FlyingVilorias or like us on facebook.com/tfv23 and write on our wall. You can also email us at theflyingvilorias@gmail.com.

That Chick Cray

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We may or may not have a guest this week. The title of the episode has nothing to do with her. With the Jodi Arias verdict in, we decided to talk about some crazy females in the news.

The Gas Face

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What would you do if someone farted in your face? Laugh? Cough? Fart back? Or maybe chuck a knife at them? Unless they are taking creatine, it’s probably not that big of a deal.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/09/deborah-burns-fart-in-face-knife-fight_n_3244946.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

You DO NOT Talk About Fight Bus

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What’s the coolest thing an authority figure ever did for you? Probably not this. Although, I think this kind of thing would really make the world a better place. Got a problem with someone? You should be able to legally fight them.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/12/bus-driver-fight-video-patrice-sanders_n_3262994.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

Hot Mess

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Nothing like a rich, crazy, drunk chick sitting courtside. Feel entitled much?

http://www.sbnation.com/2013/5/9/4315832/filomena-tobias-the-heat-fan-who-gave-joakim-noah-the-finger

A Not-So-Simple Plan

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Your plan, you didn’t think it all the way through. “Listin’ Up” returns with some horrible murder plots.

http://www.break.com/article/10-hilariously-pathetic-real-life-murder-plots-2442100/

That Pic Cray

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This picture is causing quite a stir. The conspiracy theorists have weighed in. Coincidence or something more?

http://www.inquisitr.com/660575/1939-photo-of-jay-z-look-alike-sparks-conspiracy-theories/

If our guest doesn’t come on we may have a couple other stories for you as well. Of course, we will also have Trashbags, Shit We’re Into and Hero of the Week.

You can listen to the show live at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tfv on Wednesday at 8pm. You can interact with us in many ways: Call (646)595-3230 while we are live. Tweet with us  @FlyingVilorias or like us on facebook.com/tfv23 and write on our wall. You can also email us at theflyingvilorias@gmail.com.

[S]he Who Controls the Past Controls the Present

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Should we expect to be surveilled in this day and age?  Apparently Googling a cell phone can unveil dirty little secrets … is that good or bad?  The Flying Vilorias debate:

http://www.7×7.com/arts-culture/two-sense-my-fianc-lying

http://www.7×7.com/tech-gadgets/two-sense-did-i-overreact-when-my-boyfriend-cyber-stalked-me

We take a break from the news to bring you a special guest: Chadd Beals.  Mr. Beals is hosting an open mic comedy show on May 8th.  Hopefully Chadd will elaborate on the relationship between bacon and sex.  You can find Chadd’s comedy under the show promo:

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I thought the point of prison was to punish … or its to continue doing the dirt that you did on the street.  In other news, children in Baltimore are going to have interesting explanations for how their parents met and how they came to be:

http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/Feds-25-accused-in-Baltimore-jail-smuggling-plot-4456229.php

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Sorority Girls … ‘Nuff said

http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will-ever-read

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The best innovation is happening in the sex world.  Long distance relationships are about to get more interesting.

http://www.ibtimes.com/skype-sex-underwear-durex-invents-vibrating-underwear-you-control-your-iphone-nsfw-video-1211041

You can listen to the show at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tfv. Call in live at (646)595-3230. You can also tweet us athttp://www.twitter.com/FlyingVilorias, like us at http://www.facebook.com/tfv23 or email us at theflyingvilorias@gmail.comanytime.

Bump before you bang … your cousin

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Our thoughts and prayers go out to those affected by the tragedy in Boston.  This quote seems to sum up best what we think about the whole situation.  Without getting too deep, we’ll begin the show with a little discussion about where comedy fits into this whole mess:

http://www.allaccess.com/net-news/archive/story/117531/boston-bombing-comments-by-rob-arnie-and-dawn-draw

TFV can’t bang each other because we are cousins.  Notwithstanding  our commitment to pleasing women and general heterosexuality, J and Rob would never bang.  But, apparently sex between cousins is a real problem in Iceland; so much so that someone had to develop an app to aid fervid potential mates from making a mistake that would render eye contact over Christmas dinner … awkward.  Check it:

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http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2013/04/17/islendingaapp_icelanders_bump_phones_before_sex_to_check_anti_incest_app.html

Of course, sex with a relative is gross, unless you are (never mind) … In other sexual news, a man in the Bay Area wonders to the world, “Should I have sex with a prostitute?”  Short answer, Yes.  Call Dennis.  TFV wonders what else one may want to know before getting intimate … for free or for pay:

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http://www.7×7.com/arts-culture/two-sense-should-i-hire-prostitute

Big girls don’t cry … they sue … Rachael Ray.  Yes, stories like this are why people hate me:

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/17/rachael-ray-show-sued-overweight-teen_n_3099971.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

As if women didn’t have enough to worry about with all the commercials out there suggesting that they are not beautiful enough, there’s this bit of news.  This lead TFV to wonder what other seedy places may offer a bounty of talent.  At least the modeling agencies aren’t trying to fool anyone:

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(Drafted from “The U”)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/18/model-scouts-sweden-eating-disorder-clinic_n_3110678.html

Before TFV tucks you in for the night, we ask if we are geniuses because we stay up late, or if it is due to something else.  This article sparked our curiosity:

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http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/features/2013/daily_rituals/marcel_proust_franz_kafka_and_other_artists_who_did_their_best_work_at_night.html

You can listen to the show at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tfv. Call in live at (646)595-3230. You can also tweet us athttp://www.twitter.com/FlyingVilorias, like us at http://www.facebook.com/tfv23 or email us at theflyingvilorias@gmail.comanytime.

Stranger Than Fiction (This World We Live In) …

Thank you for continuing to support our show.  We have prepared a show with great depth and breadth.  Prepare yourselves!

The Aryans Are Rising:

Shit is real ladies and gentlemen.  The most captivating story in this great country is playing out in the Southwest and is as compelling as it is terrifying.  This is the Not Fucking Around Crew…

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/04/01/why-i-fear-the-aryan-brotherhood-and-you-should-too.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/02/jay-hileman-texas-aryan-brotherhood_n_3002012.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/brian-levin-jd/after-2-brazen-assassinat_b_2993848.html

Man in Common Sense Coma Through Mike Vick Debacle Discovered in North Carolina:

Don’t we all now know that American’s value animals than humans?  This guy missed the memo, and the point.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/01/man-tattoos-dogs-ernesto-rodriguez_n_2992969.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

Apparently People in San Francisco Have Not Watched Mad Men:

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Some of my favorite questions play out in the “Two Sense” section of 7×7.com.  Of course you should sleep with your boss … unless you want to enjoy your life.

http://www.7×7.com/arts-culture/two-sense-should-i-sleep-my-boss

Listen Up! Say What You Mean:

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Ever had oversight make an oversight?  Dust dust?  We try to make sense of our absurd language.

http://mentalfloss.com/article/49834/14-words-are-their-own-opposites

We will of course close with our normal segments: Shit We’re Into, Trashbags, Assholes, Heroes, Closing Argument and The Sharp Take.

You can listen to the show at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tfv. Call in live at (646)595-3230. You can also tweet us athttp://www.twitter.com/FlyingVilorias, like us at http://www.facebook.com/tfv23 or email us at theflyingvilorias@gmail.comanytime.

May It Please The Audience …

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Dear Listeners:

We have a special show prepared for you this Wednesday.  On Tuesday, March 26, 2013, the Supreme Court of the United States, comprised of nine (three women, six men; four “Conservative”, four “liberal”, and one “swing voting”) Justices will hear oral argument regarding the Constitutionally of California’s Proposition 8 (which provided that marriage could be between only one man and one woman) and DOMA (Defense of Marriage Act), an Act of Congress passed during the Clinton Administration which is a Federal Law defining marriage as a legal union between one man and one woman.

1. We are going to open the show talking about the issue of gay marriage and specifically these two laws, a brief history of gay rights in America and our positions (which are well documented over several shows).  We are going to provide some context with this down-to- earth editorial from a manly man who hits other men for a living:

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This man dares you to be a bigot …

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/24/sports/football/scott-fujita-acceptance-by-example-in-locker-room-and-at-home.html?_r=0

Also, a great perspective from my former Con Law professor:

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/03/how-will-justice-kennedy-decide-on-the-supreme-courts-gay-marriage-cases/274312/

2. From there, we go back to what we talk about best: SEX; Except Conservatives have something to say about it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIapGvVlucs

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/23/ut-sex-week_n_2934215.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

3. Having trouble with your singing voice?  Try this:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/21/david-ley-vocal-coach-use_n_2926500.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

4. How to get men to the therapist or, what might have saved Rob’s marriage:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/09/naked-therapist-sarah-white-chelsea-art-festival_n_1502610.html?utm_hp_ref=nsfw

5. Listin Bitches:

http://listverse.com/2013/01/05/10-unluckiest-people-ever/

You can listen to the show at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tfv. Call in live at (646)595-3230. You can also tweet us athttp://www.twitter.com/FlyingVilorias, like us at http://www.facebook.com/tfv23 or email us at theflyingvilorias@gmail.comanytime.