TFV 55 Orange Onesie

What’s up Vilorians! We are back Wednesday morning at 10 with a new batch of crazy!

We’re going to kick things off with some crazy shit from Egypt. A 3 year old was sentenced to life in prison. Yes, you read that right. A 3 year old! Life! For murder! What the fuck did he do? Did he shit through his diaper, causing someone to throw up in public, which then caused someone to slip on the puke and die from hitting their head on the ground? No, that can’t be it. That would be involuntary manslaughter, at most. Well, we’ll talk about it.

Then we’ll talk about some ass clown that tried to trade a kidnapped baby for 15 Big Macs. Come on, man! No fries? Maybe a milkshake? McFlurry? Hell, at least get a soda to wash all that cholesterol down. Anyway, he failed. The quotes in the article are great!

We will try to get into some thing going around the internet about KFC using genetically modified chicken and our reliance on snopes.com to tell us whether this drivel is true or not.

J wants to get into some UFC 196 stuff, too.

Join us on Blogtalk Radio. You can participate by tweeting @FlyingVilorias or @jsharpcomedy. Go like our Facebook fan page and write all over our wall. You can also email us at theflyingvilorias@gmail.com.

 

 

TFV 53 Back Again

What’s up people! We are finally back with more fun! We’ve ditched the Random Intervals title and have gone back to being the Flying Vilorias! That’s right, THE TRASH TALKING, TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOORLD are back for good! We’re going back to the old format, too. Talking about stupid stuff on the internet, Shit we’re into and maybe even heroes of the week. The only difference is the length of show. It’s hard for us to get time to do 3 hour shows at the same time with our hectic schedules. So the shows will now be between 30 and 45 minutes long. This will make scheduling shows easier on us and will also mean at least two shows per week. That’s our promise to you, our loyal listeners. More episodes! Consistent episodes! If we fail to deliver, please don’t hesitate to let us know. You can do so on Twitter by tweeting @FlyingVilorias or my personal account @jsharpcomedy; on The Flying Vilorias Facebook page; or by emailing theflyingvilorias@gmail.com. We appreciate any feedback, good or bad.

 

Now, on to the big return show! Coming live at 9am Pacific on Super Sunday!!! Get the day off on the right foot. If that’s what you’re into. Yeah, we’re talking to you Sexy Rexy. We’ve got a blockbuster show! We have obtained exclusive audio from Peyton Manning’s crisis management team regarding the Al Jazeera story that accuses Manning of using PEDs. Yes, exclusive. You’ll only hear it on The Flying Vilorias podcast! Don’t miss it!

 

After we drop that audio and analyze the content, we’ll jump into the butterscotch complexion of Stacey Dash. The hot-until-she-opens-her-mouth actress got a little heated at something Anthony Anderson said at the NAACP Awards.

Read the article here: Stacey Dash Butterscotch

 

We’ll close out the show with Shit We’re Into and maybe make some Super Bowl predictions. Join us! We are going to have a blast!

 

Listen to the show here: The Flying Vilorias Podcast

~JSC~

We Are…Back!

What’s up! After a 7 1/2 month layover, the Flying Vilorias are taking flight once again! The return happens Friday March 28 at 8:30pm Pacific. Ready for a little show prep? Here’s what we’ll be talking about!

 

TEED OFF

So a model decided to take part in a stunt for radio. Things went horribly, and predictably, wrong. Now she’s suing. Right. Good luck with that.

http://deadspin.com/golf-tee-in-butt-stunt-leads-model-to-sue-playboy-1543579300

 

HOOK EM, DANO!

Cops in Hawaii are trying to keep an exemption in the law that allows undercover officers to have sex with prostitutes while on the job. I see a new reality show: Hawaii 5-Hoe.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/20/hawaii-law-police-sex-with-prostitutes_n_5003715.html

 

PUTTING THE “EX” IN SEX

Revenge porn is huge business! Is it illegal? Should it be?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/steven-brill/the-growing-trend-of-revenge-porn_b_4849990.html

 

Of course, all the regular segments are back too. Listin’ Up, Shit We’re Into, Hero of the Week. The chaos and hilarity comes back more chaotic and more hilarious. Join us! You can tweet us at http://www.twitter.com/FlyingVilorias, like us on the fan page: http://www.facebook.com/tfv23 or email us at theflyingvilorias@gmail.com. Call the show at (646)688-8350.  

You can listen live through the call in number or at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tfv

 

 

We Are……Gone!

What’s up everyone! It’s your 2nd favorite co-host, J Sharp. This is a bittersweet day for me. Bitter (I’m not really bitter, just bummed) because Rob and I have decided to end the Flying Vilorias podcast. Sweet because we both have new ventures and adventures in our lives. As I’m sure you’ve noticed, the shows have been getting further and further apart. Our schedules no longer provide us with much free time at the same time.

It has been a great run! It was great to sit around and shoot the shit with Rob for so many episodes over the past year. I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did.

As far as my new ventures go, I will be starting a new podcast on September 2nd. It will not be live like this one, but I think you’ll enjoy it. It won’t actually be anything like this podcast, but what is? It will be a scripted half hour show airing every Monday. To stay up to date with the new show, follow me on Twitter @jsharp23 and check out my blog http://thesharptake.wordpress.com.

I’m also blogging with my wife about our awesome adventure of adopting a child. That can be found at http://thesharpevolution.blogspot.com.

Thank you, Rob, for being an awesome cousin and co-host!

Thank you to all of our listeners for hanging with us for so many hours. Also, thank you to the guests who joined in on the madness. If anyone wants any of the episodes, they are still up on the blogtalk site or I can email them to you. Just send me the episodes you want to theflyingvilorias@gmail.com and I’ll get them out as soon as I can.

We are……gone!

That Chick Cray

<p><a href=”http://vimeo.com/36496018″>Jay-Z & Kanye West – “Ni**as In Paris” (Official Video)</a> from <a href=”http://vimeo.com/alexhammer”>Alexander Hammer :: EDITOR</a> on <a href=”http://vimeo.com”>Vimeo</a&gt;.</p>

We may or may not have a guest this week. The title of the episode has nothing to do with her. With the Jodi Arias verdict in, we decided to talk about some crazy females in the news.

The Gas Face

What would you do if someone farted in your face? Laugh? Cough? Fart back? Or maybe chuck a knife at them? Unless they are taking creatine, it’s probably not that big of a deal.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/09/deborah-burns-fart-in-face-knife-fight_n_3244946.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

You DO NOT Talk About Fight Bus

What’s the coolest thing an authority figure ever did for you? Probably not this. Although, I think this kind of thing would really make the world a better place. Got a problem with someone? You should be able to legally fight them.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/12/bus-driver-fight-video-patrice-sanders_n_3262994.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

Hot Mess

Nothing like a rich, crazy, drunk chick sitting courtside. Feel entitled much?

http://www.sbnation.com/2013/5/9/4315832/filomena-tobias-the-heat-fan-who-gave-joakim-noah-the-finger

A Not-So-Simple Plan

Your plan, you didn’t think it all the way through. “Listin’ Up” returns with some horrible murder plots.

http://www.break.com/article/10-hilariously-pathetic-real-life-murder-plots-2442100/

That Pic Cray

This picture is causing quite a stir. The conspiracy theorists have weighed in. Coincidence or something more?

http://www.inquisitr.com/660575/1939-photo-of-jay-z-look-alike-sparks-conspiracy-theories/

If our guest doesn’t come on we may have a couple other stories for you as well. Of course, we will also have Trashbags, Shit We’re Into and Hero of the Week.

You can listen to the show live at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/tfv on Wednesday at 8pm. You can interact with us in many ways: Call (646)595-3230 while we are live. Tweet with us  @FlyingVilorias or like us on facebook.com/tfv23 and write on our wall. You can also email us at theflyingvilorias@gmail.com.

Georgie On My Mind!!!

Georgie, Georgie … 

Pretty sure Ray would have remixed the song for us …

Dear Listeners we have a treat for you!  As we previewed on our last show, we have an amazing guest this week The Georgie Fairmont (@GeorgieFairmont) will join us Thursday at 8 pm!

As you can see, Georgie is a beautiful woman.  But she has also mastered sex.  Yeah, as if beautiful women needed more power.  Ms. Fairmont self glosses as follows: “a.k.a. Skinny Little Bitch. Sex and Relationship advisor. Sexual Athlete and Pro Exhibitionist. Sex Toy Test Pilot. Super Fan of @DonGeronimoShow.”  Hopefully we can make her a Super Fan of TFV.

In addition to this fantastic get, we found some other interesting bits of perfectly prurient prose to ponder.

First: Have Tech Geeks Mastered Sex (i.e., will technology and short attention spans defeat courtship and romance)?  Umm yeah … there really is an App for that:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/01/29/bang-with-friends-facebook-sex-app-creators-talk-controversial-product.html

Second: Are Men Really This Insecure? (Hint: Only If They Are … Never mind, the Pussification of Men Continues…):

http://www.7×7.com/tech-gadgets/two-sense

Plus: Shit We’re Into; Heroes; Closing Argument; Sharp Take

Listen to the show here, follow us on Twitter, like us on Facebook or email us at theflyingvilorias@gmail.com. You can also call the show at (646)595-3230.